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Everything Wrong With The Shape of Water

3 дн назад

Best Picture status has never stopped us from sinning a movie before, and it's not going to stop us now. Here are the sins of The Shape of Water. Next week: hero sins and snowy sins. Remember,...

Everything Wrong With Atomic Blonde In 14 Minutes Or Less

5 дн назад

Lady Bond Wick Bourne Hannah Alias. Atomic Blonde is totally worth watching. It isn't maybe as fun as the John Wick movies... it doesn't make as much sense as a Bourne movie... but it has an...

Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

1 нед назад

Well, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there...

Everything Wrong With Ferdinand In 16 Minutes Or Less

2 нед назад

Ferdinand. It's not bad. It's kind of fun. Certainly more worthy of its Oscar nomination than Boss Baby. But whatever... here are its sins. Thursday: Something adventure-y. Remember, no...

Everything Wrong With The Babadook In 10 Minutes Or Less

2 нед назад

Read a strange pop-up book with your kid... end up with a haunting. I think. Honestly this movie is kind of confusing. Whatever, it has its moments. And its sins. Next week: Recent animated...

Everything Wrong With Murder On The Orient Express

3 нед назад

Someone dies on a train in the middle of nowhere, so naturally the explanation is the most convoluted one possible. But hey, the movie looks beautiful, right? Here are the sins in Kenneth Branagh's...

Everything Wrong With Coco In 14 Minutes Or Less

3 нед назад

Coco is a very good movie. We enjoyed it immensely. We still felt obligated by reputation (and that contract with Satan) to go looking for sins in Coco. And we found a few. Next week: Mystery...

Everything Wrong With Happy Death Day In 16 Minutes Or Less

4 нед назад

Groundhog Day only you keep getting murdered. That's basically this movie, and it's both cool and filled with sins. So... here are the sins of Happy Death Day. Thursday: Relatively recent...

Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

1 мес назад

So there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock...

Everything Wrong With Gnomeo & Juliet

1 мес назад

Can you believe they made another one of these things? Anyway... with the new one coming soon, we went looking for sins in the first one and... found a metric ton of them. So many sins. Thursday:...

Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of Life

1 мес назад

There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel....

Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

1 мес назад

There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soon. You know what that means... the sin-searchers go back to the original film. Boy oh boy are there sins in this thing! Thursday: Give you one guess....

Everything Wrong With The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe

1 мес назад

Somehow, even in five years' time, we still haven't sinned the Narnia movies. We begin to fix that starting today with the sins of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe....

Everything Wrong With The Strangers In 10 Minutes Or Less

2 мес назад

With The Strangers: Prey at Night coming soon, we thought it was a good time to take another look at the 2008 film, The Strangers. It has Liv Tyler, that guy from Underworld, masks, and of...

Everything Wrong With Death Wish (1974)

2 мес назад

With the new Bruce Willis Death Wish remake approaching, we thought it would be fun to go looking for sins in the 1974 original. And it was! Next Week: Sins of something scary, sins of something...

Everything Wrong With Birdman In 13 Minutes Or Less

2 мес назад

Birdman is a pretty great movie, with a lot of unique touches. We love it. But like all movies, it's got sins, and we felt bound to point them out and count them. Thursday: Sins of a movie...

Everything Wrong With Ex Machina 11 Minutes Or Less

2 мес назад

Ex Machina is not only excellent science fiction, it's just plain one of the best movies of the decade. We love it. Still found some sins... you know how we do. Next Week: Sins of something...

Everything Wrong With Blade Runner 2049

2 мес назад

Some say Blade Runner 2049 a masterpiece, some say it's confusing and too long. Some say it's in between. We say... surely it has some sins, right? Thursday: Sci Fi sins. Remember, no movie...

Everything Wrong With Hancock In 14 Minutes Or Less

2 мес назад

Here's a tale of two movies rolled into one, and it doesn't work. We went looking for sins in the superhero movie, Hancock, and found a bunch. Next Week: Two Sci-Fi films from within the...

Everything Wrong With Valentine's Day In 14 Minutes Or Less

2 мес назад

Well, here's a pretty terrible attempt to mimic Love, Actually. Lots of sins. Thursday: Superhero sins. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?! Podcast:...

Everything Wrong With Fifty Shades Darker

2 мес назад

Yep. They're still making these. To mark the release of the third film, we decided to look for sins in the second, Fifty Shades Darker. Guess how many we found. Next Week: Romantic sins &...